Thursday, 9 August 2012

Point

It has been noted that there has been little mention of Mrs. F recently and that she maybe under the patio. Not so. In fact now that the nights are drawing in it's been time to dust off the broomstick and attend the meetings. Unfortunately East Sussex County Council have frowned upon the 'dancing naked around the fire' due to the upset it causes to the local badger population; something about the slapping sounds being reminisent of gunfire. So in light of recent events it has been suggested that torch-lit volley ball be tried instead.
I will of course keep you abreast of any developments.

1 comment:

  1. I was ill-advised to read this while eating my lunch. I've still got hiccups. Wonderful, your "slapping sounds reminiscent of gunfire" conjures up wonderful wiccan images. Lunchtime will never be the same.

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